What? No, I am not a narcissist. Stop making up nonsense words. Is it really narcissism if I have the facts to back up my claims? Like come on I’m not some crazy delusional guy, it’s true! I am the best submissive that any domme can have.
My first point is going to be my huge weiner, which is of course common sense. My second and possibly most important point is my even huger and more erect brain, which gives me abilities that no other human can possess. In high school I was widely known for many reasons; one being that I know things. I was debatably the smartest person in the whole school. I can solve 9×9 rubix cube. I’m not a nerd I just am very devoted to some things sometimes.
My third point is going to be my gift of music. I play piano. I play it very well. I am nearly finished learning one of the most cliché ‘difficult piano songs’ ever written: Hungarian rhapsody no.2 (friska.) Before that, I learned The Entertainer and I have also learned more than nine other complete songs, all of different genres. So if you make me your sub, you can show me off to people or whatever it is that dommes do.
My fourth and final point is my social skills. In high school, I was one of the most beloved faces there was. I am able to make any person laugh. Recently I began writing funny things down when I think of them and the list has grown utterly massive. It’s about a year old.
Okay if I am such a catch, then how come I am single? Really simple. I just don’t get out of the house ever. When I think going somewhere, I’m always dissuaded by my own thoughts and since I recently moved pretty far, I can’t do anything with any of my high school friends.