A blind and elderly German man is on a train.

When the train approaches the station of his destination, he gets up from his seat, tries to make for the door, but almost walks into a pole.

Another passenger yells,” Careful, there’s a pole in front of you!”

The old man breathes in, stands tall with all the vitality of his youth, and swings with all his might at the pole.

“Untermensch!” He yells. “When did those twats become so hard?”

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  1. Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
    A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before.
    Each bought one.
    The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
    When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
    “Why not?”
    “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”

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