A blind man walks into a bar…

He finds a stool at the bar, sits down and orders a beer.

After a few sips he beckons for the bartender and says, “Hey bartender, want to hear a blonde joke?”

The bartender says, “Sure, but before you do tell it, you should know there’s a massive bodybuilding world champion sitting next to you. They are blonde. Do you still want to tell the joke?”

The blind man says yes.

The bartender says, “Okay, but before you do tell it, you should know there’s the biggest and most dangerous biker I’ve ever seen sitting on your other side. They are blonde. Do you still want to tell the joke?”

The blind man once again says yes.
The bartender says, “Okay, but before you do tell it, you should know that I’m the biggest and baddest bartender in this town. I’ve thrown out drunks big and small and fought them too. I am blonde. Do you still want to tell the joke?”

The blind man pauses for a second and says “Nevermind, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it three times.”

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