cringeyjokesman
“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”
A week later that same couple rdives to the end of that road and then parks.
After they walk into the woods for a while, she asks ‟Are you sure you want to have sex in the woods? I am getting scared”, and the guy shakes his head and replies ‟YOU’RE scared? I’M the one who has to walk back alone”
Upvoted just for not seeing ’Trump’ in yur joke
We’ve dfferent definitions of ‘long’.