A bus full of nuns drives off a cliff and they get killed…

They get to the pearly gates and St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a question. ”

St. Peter turns to the first Nun and asks: “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The sister starts stammering: “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright sister, got dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may walk into paradise.”

St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, go wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may walk into paradise”

As soon as the second nun rinses her hands Sister Tiffany rushes to the front of the line pushing all the other nuns out of the way. St. Peter goes “Sister Tiffany! what are you doing?? There is no rush!” Sister Tiffany says: “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’m gonna do it before Sister Ashli sticks her whole ass in it!”

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