The cucumber says, “my life sucks. I get left in the garden until I’m huge. Then cut into pieces and put in a salad.” The pickle says, “That’s nothing! I get to sit in a jar with vinegar till I get swollen. Then I get eaten.” The penis laughs and says, ” When I get huge, they throw a bag over my head and shove me into a dark wet place and bang my head against a wall till I throw up and pass out!”
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