A Doctor claims to treat patients with 100% Results otherwise he will give 100$

A man walks inside the clinic and says **”Doctor, I have lost my taste buds. I can’t feel the taste of anything.”** The Doctor replies **”Don’t worry. I will give you a syrup and you wil regain your taste buds. Nurse, pls give him the blue bottle.”** The man drinks the content of the blue bottle and spits it out with disgust. **”It’s kerosene. Why the hell will you give your patient kerosene?”** The doctor replied, **”Congratulations. You have regained your taste buds. Now give me my fees.”** The man gives the doctor his fees and leaves disappointed.

The man arrives the next day claiming that he has lost his memory and can’t remember anything. The Doctor said, **”Don’t worry. I will give you a syrup and you wil regain your memories. Nurse, pls give him the blue bottle.”** The man quickly replied, **”But doctor, wasn’t there Kerosene in that blue bottle? How will kerosene help in memory loss?”** The doctor replied, **”Congratulations. You have regained your memory. Now give me my fees.”** The man gives the doctor his fees and leaves disappointed.

The man once again arrives the next day and this time claims that he has lost his eyesight and can’t see things. The doctor said, **”Sorry. This time I can’t help you. I have lost.”** The doctor then hands him a 50$ bill. The man quickly replied, **”But doctor, this is a 50$ bill. You said you will give $100 if you fail.”** The doctor replied, **”Congratulations. You have regained your eyesight. Now give me my fees along with the 50$ bill.”** The man gives the doctor his fees along with the 50 $ bill and leaves disappointed.

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