A fat man wants to lose weight…

A fat man is looking for a way to lose weight. He has already tried all kinds of slimming diets and fitness programs, but they didn’t work for him. One day, he comes across an ad that says: “New revolutionary method – weight loss 100% guaranteed. Satisfied or your money back!”
He thinks: “Since there’s a money back guarantee, let’s give it a try.”

The next day, he goes to the address indicated on the advertisement. It’s a place that looks like a big gym, and an employee is waiting for him at the reception desk. The man asks him:

“Hello, I heard that you offer a revolutionary program to lose weight. Is that true?”

“Yes, you’ve come to the right place! Here we offer three formulas depending on how much weight you want to lose: two kilos, five kilos, or ten kilos.”

“Well, since this is my first session, I would like to test the two-kilo formula.”

“Very good, don’t move. ”

The employee leaves the room, and a beautiful woman enters. She comes, stands in front of him and says:

“Hi, I’m Emmy. If you catch me, you screw me.”

The man is very excited and immediately starts chasing her. Unfortunately for him, Emmy is too fast and escapes him every time he tries to jump on her. After an hour, he is totally exhausted: the girl goes out and the employee returns.

“So, are you satisfied? ”

“Yes, I am.”

“Do you want to come back for the five-kilo formula?”

“Sure!”

“Tomorrow, at the same time?”

“Fine.”

The next day, at the same time, he returns.

“So, are you ready to try the five-kilo formula?”

“Yes!”

The employee leaves, but this time another woman enters, even more attractive than Lucy. She comes, stands in front of him and says:

“Hi, I’m Nancy. If you catch me, you bang me.”

The man goes crazy and starts running after her as fast as he can. But no matter how hard he tries, Nancy is too fast for him and he never manages to grab her. After an hour, he has absolutely no energy left: the girl goes out and the employee returns.

“So, are you satisfied?”

“Of course! After that, I have no choice but to come back for the ten-kilo formula.”

“Tomorrow, at the same time?”

“Fine.”

The next day, at the same time, the man comes back. The employee asks him:

“So, are you in good shape?”

“Perfectly!”

“Ready for the ten-kilo formula?”

“Of course” he says with a big smile.

“Let’s go then.”

As the employee leaves, the man can’t wait to see the woman who is about to come. He imagines how she will be even more gorgeous than Lucy and Emmy combined, and he is already getting aroused.

But surprisingly, no woman comes in. Instead, another employee arrives. He is a very imposing guy, way taller than him and bodybuilded like a champion. He comes, stands in front of him and says:

“Hi, I’m Jonas. If I catch you, I fuck you in the ass.”

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  1. I knew a slightly different version wher eon the last day, the fat man would even rearrange all the furniture so the room was empty and easier to run in

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