A father and son are hanging out in their living room watching TV

Suddenly the dad’s feet are cold and he asks the son to get him his slippers from upstairs.

While upstairs the son sees two of his sister’s friends so he goes up to both of them and says, “My Dad told me to come up here and fuck both of you”.

“you’re lying”, They say

The son says he can prove it and calls down, “Dad, did you say both of them?”

The father quickly replies, “what’s the point of fucking one”.

What do you think?

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  1. The funny version of this joke:

    Paddy has a broken leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
    Mick says, ‟How you doin’?”

    Paddy says, ‟Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”
    Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19-year old twin daughters lying on the bed.

    He says, ‟Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”

    They say, ‟Get away with ya…Prove it.”

    Mick hsouts downstairs, ‟Paddy, both of ’em?”

    Paddy shouts back, ‟Of course both of ’em, what’s the point of fuckin’ one?”

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