A fortune-teller told me that in 10-15 years, I would suffer the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced. I was so upset over learning this.

I decided to cheer myself up — I adopted a puppy, and I’ve never been happier!

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  1. My girlfriend’s dog just died so I went out and got an identical one for her.

    She went fucking crazy.

    She said what the fuck am I going to do with 2 dead dogs.

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