A funeral service is held for a lady who just passed away.

As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies.

They have another funeral for her.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

What do you think?

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  1. Reminds me of a similar joke.

    An old married couple is on vacation to Israel. While there the wife has a heart attack and dies. The husband contacts a funeral home. The undertaker explains that it will cost $100 to bury her in Israel, or they could ship her home and bury her there for $10000.

    The husband thinks for a short while and says: ‟I’ll pay the $10000 to take her home”. ‟But why?” the undertaker asks incredously. ‟This is the holy land”.

    The husband replies: ‟I heard a man was buried here a couple thousand years ago and he came back to life after three days. I am sorry, but I just can’t risk it”.

  2. Where’s shitty joke explain bot when you need it?

    The wall was already weak from getting hit in the first funeral, husband did not want to break it the second time.

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