A gas station owner near Denver was trying to increase his sales.

So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.”

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, “You were close! The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.”

A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother, Mo, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, “Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, “I think that game is rigged, and he doesn’t really give away free sex.” Mo replied, “No it ain’t, Billy Ray. It ain’t rigged. My wife won twice last week!”

What do you think?

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  1. I’d suggest a change for the punchline.Instead of I couldn’t shrug it off, you go to a friend and tell him that ‘I think the game mght be rigged’, your friend answers ‘can not be, my wife won twice last week!’

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