A general inspects his troops

A rough old general has heard about a unit with the reputation of being filled with the toughest soldiers around and decides to see for himself.

After reviewing the troops he decides to go to the medical tent to meet the soldiers who weren’t at the parade.

The general gets to the first soldier and barks at him “Why are you here, soldier?”

The soldier leaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Hemorrhoids, Sir!”

“And how are you treating that?”

“Wire brush and disinfectant, Sir!”

“And what’s your goal in life, soldier?”

“To kill the enemy Sir!”

“Very good, soldier. At ease.” Impressed, the general moves on to the next soldier and says, “Soldier, why are you here?”

The second soldier leaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Genital warts, Sir!”

“And how are you treating it?”

“Wire brush and disinfectant, Sir!”

“And what’s your goal in life, soldier?”

“To kill the enemy, Sir!”

“Excellent, soldier. At ease.” The general moves on to the third soldier.

“And why are you here, soldier?”

Leaping to attention, the third soldier salutes and says, “Gum disease, Sir!”

“And how are you treating it?”

“Wire brush and disinfectant, Sir!”

“And what’s your goal in life, soldier?”

“To beat those other two to the fucking wire brush, Sir!”

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