A German, a Belgian, and a Dutchman all claim to be thr next coming of Jesus

erman, a Belgian, and a Dutchman all claim to be Jesus, and decide to settle who is speaking the truth by proving their claim.

First the German tries to prove it by walking across the mighty German river, the Rhine. However he falls in and gets completely soaked, and admits he must not be the real Jesus.

The Belgian then claims to he able to feed the whole city of Brussels with just seven Belgian waffles. Howver after running out after only feeding only a few people, he admits he must also not be the real Jesus.

The Dutchman then tells the Belgian and the German to get into his car, and he drives them to Amerdam’s red light district. When he sees a group of prostitutes, he rolls down his window and the prostitutes yell ” Jesus! You’re here, again?!”

What do you think?

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