cringeyjokesman
It was a big red flag.
A girl I was dating invited me over to her place. When I went into her room, she had a Soviet banner draped on her wall. I left immediately.
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I thought you were going to say “But then I left, because I’m not into Russian things.”
Did you meet her on the nyet?
Then I met a nicer girl who had a Swiss flag instead. That was a big plus.
I was expecting something along the lines of “she was trying to seize the means of reproduction.”
I would have def stayed and tried to color it pink or something more reasonable.
Reminds me of the time I got invited back, and when we got to her bedroom it was full of soft toys. So many soft toys. Fluffy soft toys hanging from the ceiling. Shelves on the wall with all sorts of soft toys, huge giant soft toys nearly as big as me on the upper shelves, thousands of small soft toys lower down.
I still regret asking “how was it for you?”, being told “well you can pick any prize off the bottom shelf” really hurt.
So what your saying is that you were Stalin for time