A gorgeous woman goes to a Doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse…

“I’ve been stung by a nasty insect of some kind,” she tells the doctor, “…but I’m ashamed to tell you where.”

“It’s okay,” says the good doctor. “Our communication is privileged; I won’t tell anyone.”

“Okay, It was at Walmart.”