So he orders a drink and he sees a big hairy gorilla sitting in the corner. The man asks the bartender what’s up with the gorilla sitting there? The bartender snaps his fingers, the gorilla walks over and then the bartender slaps the gorilla in the head and the gorilla gives him a blowjob.
So then the bartender asks the guy if he wants to try it out.
And the guys says okay just don’t hit me so hard.