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So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from
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It’s really cool she went back and got her degree
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We just not going to mention the wet celery?
Then the lady says，‟oh do not feel bd I get that all the time.”
The unbelievable part is that the guy doesn’t remember his kid’s attractive teacher.
….His son’s name? Little Johnny.
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Soooo… teh stripper turned her lfe around and became a teacher?
“…but I was also the one with the celery”
This joke is unrealistic because no teacher in their right mind wants smalltalk with their students parents
This joke is like the Aristocrats. The more insane the things the dad says, the funnier it gets.
I liked the wet celery bit, it took it right over the top for me.
This joke was gold, thanks man!
My sons teacher got fired for being cross eyed
She couldn’t control her pupils.
And I’m friends with your wife..
More of a rhubarb man myself.
I never liked this joke. Most teachers would say “Your kid is in my class”.
One does not make love to a stripper on a pool table in front of his friends while one whips is ass with a wet celery. One fucks a stripper on a pool table in front of his friends while one whips is ass with a wet celery.
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Funny thing. By a strange coincidence someone else posted this exact same joke, word for word, three hours before this one. Isn’t that amazing?
Wait a minute. Bart’s teacher is named *Krabappel?* I’ve been calling her *Crandall.* Why didn’t someone tell me? Oh, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!
this is where he knew , he fucked up
“Oh, I *knew* that!!! I was just kidding!!!! :X
I snorted softly. 6/10
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This guys sounds like he’s little Johnny’s father
Well that joke was funny.
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