A guy walks into a small family drug store…

… to buy some condoms. The lady behind the counter asks what size he wants, and the guy gets uptight and blushes, and stammers that he never knew that they came in sizes, and he doesn’t know what his size is.
The lady tells him not to worry, there’s a big old hogshead wine barrel out back with several numbered holes, and to just go and just find the one that fits and tell her the number.
The clerk’s old spinster aunt hears them talking from the back room and runs out and jumps in the barrel.
The guy goes out back, and sees a likely sized hole and tries it out. The old auntie just has a fine old time with it, and after a few minutes, the bewildered guy goes back to the counter. The lady asks if he found the right size.
He says, “Never mind the condoms, how much you want for that barrel?”

What do you think?

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