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Then this beautiful, voluptuous blonde comes walking by, sees the crippled guy and starts pitying him. So she walks up to him and asks him: “Would you like a kiss?”
The guy looks up and says a bit hesitantly “Um… yes!”
So the woman bends down and the two of them make out for a long while.
Then the woman asks again: “And would you like me to… stroke your balls?”
The guy immediately perks up and says: “Yes, please!”
So the blonde starts stroking his family jewels and within minutes, he gets a hard-on.
The woman smiles and asks: “And have you ever been fucked?”
Sensing some good times coming, the guy replies: “No!”
The blonde laughs and says: “Well, you will be – the high tide’s coming.”
P.S. I had to delete and re-post this one ’cause it never showed up in this subreddit the first time… If this is breaking some of your rules – sorry.
Haha nice twist
Old and not funny.