A handyman needs to fix something in a house while the owner is away. The owner warns him: “I have a huge Rottweiler and a Parrot, the dog is nice but be careful of the bird!”

The handyman shrugs it of and enters the house.
Indeed, there is a huge Rottweiler sitting on the couch, but he behaves friendly.

But from the birdcage, the handyman hears the Parrot: “Hey, asshole!”

Handyman does not react.

Again, “hey, asshole, yes you, useless mf”

Handyman gets angry and answers “shut up, you fucking nasty bird”

The Parrot: “Max, attack!”