A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question….

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Of course I do..”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? ”

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?”

HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”

WIFE: — silence —

HUSBAND: “Shit.”

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  1. I’m from Louisiana, and I remember a ‟Boudreaux and Thibodeaux” joke with this similar structure:

    ‟Marie,” Boudreaux whispered to his wife late one night, ‟if I died, would you get married again?” ‟Mais, yeh, I guess,” she replied. ‟Would you sleep in de same bed with him?” ‟Well, it is de only bed in de house, so I guess I’d have to.” ‟Would you make love to him?” ‟Cher,” Marie said patiently, ‟I guess, since he’d be my husband.” ‟Would you give him my pickm-up truck?” ‟No, Boudreaux. I’dn’t never give him your pickum-up truck.” she yawned, ‟Besides, he don’t know how to drive a stick shift.”

  2. submitted 23 days ago by u/kschin1

    A woman asks her husband if he would remarry if she died

    The husband said, “um, we all need someone, so I guess, yeah.”

    The wife asked, “if I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?”

    The husband answers, “We paid a lot of money on this house to get it the way we wanted, so yes.”

    The wife asked again. “Well, if I died and you remarried and she lives in this house, would she sleep on our bed?”

    The husband replies, “the bed is relatively new, and it’s going to last a while, so yes.”

    The wife asked. “Then if I died, you remarried, she lives in this house and sleeps in our bed, then would she use my golf clubs?”

    The husband replies, “Oh don’t be silly. She’s left handed.”

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