The bartender warns, “I’ve told you before I can’t serve you that!”
The kitten replies, “Don’t be a pussy!”
The bartender slides him a drink. The kitten slams it down and passes out.
A patron asks the bartender, “Did you really give a kitten a whiskey and tonic?”
The bartender “I’m not allowed to serve cat-a-tonics, so I had to give it to him straight.”
*Authors note: I know… not great, but it seems like there’s a joke in here somewhere.*
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I’m a cat guy. Take my upvote.
Jesus Christ dude
You owe me 30 seconds.