A kitten walks into a bar and yells to the bartender “I’m an alcoholic! I’m going to get black out drunk! So get me a double whiskey and tonic!”

The bartender warns, “I’ve told you before I can’t serve you that!”

The kitten replies, “Don’t be a pussy!”

The bartender slides him a drink. The kitten slams it down and passes out.

A patron asks the bartender, “Did you really give a kitten a whiskey and tonic?”

The bartender “I’m not allowed to serve cat-a-tonics, so I had to give it to him straight.”

*Authors note: I know… not great, but it seems like there’s a joke in here somewhere.*

What do you think?


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