A Lumberjack is about to Swing his axe right at a tree until he hears a noise

“Stop! Please don’t kill me, I’m a talking tree!”
The Lumberjack stops, and says
“And you will Dialogue”

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  1. An African lumbrjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.

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    ‟Take a couple swings at that tree over there.” The foreman said.

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    The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop.

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    ‟Holy smokes, you’ve got quite the arm! You are absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here.” The foreman points out a much larger tree..

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    One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground.

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    ‟That’s incredible!” Cried the foreman. ‟Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!”

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    ‟In the Sahara Forest.” Replied the lumberjack.

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    ‟Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” Asked the foreman.

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    ‟That’s why I am here.”

  2. An African lumbrjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.

    ​

    ‟Take a couple swings at that tree over there.” The foreman said.

    ​

    The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop.

    ​

    ‟Holy smokes, you’ve got quite the arm! You are absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here.” The foreman points out a much larger tree..

    ​

    One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground.

    ​

    ‟That’s incredible!” Cried the foreman. ‟Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!”

    ​

    ‟In the Sahara Forest.” Replied the lumberjack.

    ​

    ‟Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” Asked the foreman.

    ​

    ‟That’s why I am here.”

  3. An African lumbrjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.

    ​

    ‟Take a couple swings at that tree over there.” The foreman said.

    ​

    The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop.

    ​

    ‟Holy smokes, you’ve got quite the arm! You are absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here.” The foreman points out a much larger tree..

    ​

    One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground.

    ​

    ‟That’s incredible!” Cried the foreman. ‟Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!”

    ​

    ‟In the Sahara Forest.” Replied the lumberjack.

    ​

    ‟Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” Asked the foreman.

    ​

    ‟That’s why I am here.”

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