A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Greece; but the custody of their children posed a problem.



The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

“Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”

….. HE WON !!

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  1. The judge asks the boy if he wanna live with his mother. the boy says, ‟no, she beats me.”

    os the judge asks him if he wanna live with his father, and the boy replies, ‟no, he beats me too.”

    what about any of his relatives, and the response is, ‟no, they beat me worse.”

    now exasperated, the judge asks him, ‟so who do you want to live with, then?”

    the boy replies, ‟can I live with the English football team? they never beat anyone.”

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