A man comes home from church with two black eyes.

His wife takes one look at him and exclaims, “how in the world did you get two black eyes at church!?”

“Well” the man answers, “When we stood up to pray, i noticed that the woman in front of me had the back of her dress tucked in to her pantyhoes. I didn’t want to embarrass her by telling her, so i reached forward and pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!”

“that explains one black eye” said his wife, ” so how did you get the other one?”

“I thought she must have wanted it there so i put it back!”

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