A man dies and arrives in Heaven.

As he’s standing in the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.

He asks, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter replies, “Those are repost clocks. Every time there is a repost on Reddit, the clock’s hands move.”

Oh! What subreddit is that?” he says, pointing.

“That’s r/aww’s clock. It’s hands have never moved.”

“Wow! And who’s clock is that?”

“That’s r/superbowl’s clock. It’s hands have only moved twice.”

The man asks, “Where’s r/jokes’s clock?”

St. Peter replies, “We’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

What do you think?


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  1. Mother Teresa was incredibly deceitful. She attemptd to have her personal letters destroyed because they contained confessions about how she intentionally let people suffer and even die in order to feel closer to god, a feeling that she’d lost since her youth.

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