St. Peter looks at the man and informs him that Heaven has standards and to get in he must name one heroic deed he has done in his life.
The man replies
“That is very easy. One time I saw a women getting harassed by 4 big bad bikers. They were yelling lewd comments at her and grabbing her. She was very scared.”
“What did you do?” St. Peter asked.
“I walked up the the biggest one and slapped his face and said if you want her you have to go through me you bastards.”
“Wow that is brave! When did this happen?”
The man looks at his watch. “About 20 minutes ago.”