A man gets a phone call from the hospital…

He finds out his wife has been in a bad car accident and is in critical condition. So he immediately stops what he’s doing and rushes to the hospital as fast as he can.

When he gets to the waiting room, he frantically asks the doctor, “Where is my wife? Is she okay? What happened?”

The doctor says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I’m afraid I have some bad news. The accident was more serious than we originally thought. Your wife will be crippled from the neck down. You’ll have to feed her, bathe her, and change her because she has no control over her bladder or bowels for the rest of her life.”

Hearing the news, the man falls to his knees and starts crying hysterically, “This is horrible!”

And the doctor starts laughing, “I’m just messing with you! She’s dead.”