A man is pulled over by the police

The officer says to him “Sir, I simply cannot let you continue driving. You were speeding, and not only that, you were driving down the middle of the road!”

The man says, “It’s okay, officer, I have a permit from the DMV that says it’s fine if I do that.”

The police officer is incredulous and demands to see this permit. The man pulls out a printed piece of paper from the DMV and says “See? It says right here: tear down the dotted line.”

What do you think?


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  1. I was once driving down the road. I went to light a cigarette and accidentally set my sleeve on fire. Bloody cops pulled me over and fined me for having a fire arm without a license.

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