He says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.”
The priest is silent for a moment and then says, “Go home, cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it all down in one gulp.”
“And I’ll be forgiven?” asks the man.
“No” replies the priest, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”