A man walks into a church confessional

He says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.”

The priest is silent for a moment and then says, “Go home, cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it all down in one gulp.”

“And I’ll be forgiven?” asks the man.

“No” replies the priest, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”

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