A man was on his deathbed when his wife called the local priest to administer the last rites.

When the priest came, he started giving the man a sermon about the ‘washing away of our sins. The priest man then told the dying man to denounce Satan. “Let the Devil know, that you hate him and his evil ways,” the priest said.

The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order to the man to denounce Satan. Again the man remained silent. The priest getting impatient asked, “why are you refusing to denounce Satan and his evil?”.

The dying man said “I can’t be sure where I am heading. Don’t you think it is wiser not to make anybody angry?

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  1. Did you just take a quote from Voltaire and make it longer and less interesting?

    “Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.”
    (Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking him that he renounce Satan.)”

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