A man with a black eye takes his seat on a plane…

…where he notices the gentleman next to him also has a black eye.

“So how’d you get that black eye.” he asks

“Well it was a slip of the tongue. I meant to ask the attractive woman at the desk for, “one ticket to Pittsburgh”. Instead I asked for, “one picket to Titsburgh” and she punched me. What about you?”

“Mine was a slip of the tongue too. This morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife, “honey please pass me the Cheerios”. But instead it came out, “you ruined my life you stupid bitch.”

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