A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty bucks,” she says.

He’s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them… it’s a police officer.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” said the man, “neither did I until you shined that light in her face.”

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  1. A priest was walking through the wrost part of town on his way to the soup kitchen.He passed by a young woman wearing more make-up than clothing.

    ‟Hey mister, want a blowjob? Only $20” she asked.

    ‟Uh, er, no thank you,” said the priest.

    What’s a blowjob? he wondered.Later that night, on the way back, another woman asked hm the same question.

    ‟Hey buddy, want a blowjob? Only $20.”

    ‟Ah, no, not tonight.” said the priest.

    For the rest of the walk home he puzzled over what those women might be offering him.Finally, he reached the church, and saw the Mother Superior in the hallway.

    ‟Mother Superior, what’s a blowjob?”

    ‟$20 father, same as in town.”

  2. Which reminds me of the old joke about a young, innocent wife who reluctantly ‟hits the streets” to earn money due to a desperate financial situation.

    She returns the next morning with $101.The husband asks ‟who the hell gave you a buck?”..and the wife answers ‟why, silly, they all did”.

  3. >‟I am making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.

    ‟You may be,” says the cop, ‟but you are in public and that’s still illegal.”

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