A mother comes home from work to find her kids hiding behind the couch. She asks them what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Annie was in the house naked.

She walks into her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks, “What’s going on?” He replies, “I’m having a heart attack.”

She says “I’m going to call 911” and runs to the bathroom to get an aspirin. In the bathroom closet, she discovers the Aunt in the nude, and gives her a tight slap, “How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”

What do you think?

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  1. Free medical advice from the know-it-all interwebs doctors here; if you are having an heart attack, one aspirin is no bueno. Take 2 or 3. At least 325mg+ but no more than 1000mg. Call for an ambulance too. And lastly, kick Aunt out of the house before they arrive. You’re welcome.

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