A Muslim, a Buddhist and a Christian are forced to jump off a building

So the Buddhist man jumps first. He prays: Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha… When he reaches the ground, he lands safely.

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The next one is the Muslim. He jumps, and prays: Inshallah, Inshallah, Inshallah… Upon reaching the ground, he smashes so hard and dies instantly.

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The last one is the Christian man. He jumps and starts praying: O u r F a t h e r i n H e a v e n, hallowed be your name. YOUR KINGDOM COME! YOUR WILL… BUDDHA, BUDDHA, BUDDHA, BUDDHA!

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  1. I like that one.

    Reminds me of this one: End of 1944, Hitler is losing patience in line at the purgatory. A young Jew cuts into the line and Hitler is pissed. Hitler starts shouting like Hitler could when he is stopped by a elbow into his side and a whisper saying, “sshhh! He’s the son of the boss!”

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