Said, “there is an issue with my car.” Mechanic said, “give me an hour I’ll check it out, why don’t you go across the street and get something to eat?”
The penguin walked across the street and ordered a large ice cream. Because of having no hands he just used his flippers. After about an hour the penguin walked back to the mechanic with the ice cream still all over his flippers and beak.
The mechanic said, “it looks like you blew a seal.” Penguin said, “No no no! It’s just ice cream.”