A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

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  1. A preacher, priest and rabbi walk into a bar…

    They sit down and have a chat. Eventually they begin to discuss how they manage their living expenses.

    The preacher says “On Sundays we have a collection. At the end of the day, I draw a line on the floor and throw all the money in the air. Whatever lands on the other side of the line is for the church and whatever lands on my side I keep.”

    The priest says, “Oh, I do something very similar except I draw a circle. I throw the money in the air, whatever lands in the circle belongs to the church and whatever lands outside of it I keep.”

    The rabbi says, “Oh, I do something very similar as well. I take the money and throw it in the air, whatever God wants he takes and whatever falls back down is mine.”

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