A Priest, a Rabbi, and a six year old boy are flying in a plane, when the pilot suddenly has a heart attack and dies…

Knowing the plane will certainly crash, they realize there are only two parachutes.  The priest says, “I’ve lived a full and meaningful life, dedicated to my faith.  I want the two of you to take the parachutes.”  The Rabbi responds, “Are you kidding me?!  Fuck the kid.”  Puzzled, the Priest replies, “You think we have enough time?”