Knowing the plane will certainly crash, they realize there are only two parachutes. The priest says, “I’ve lived a full and meaningful life, dedicated to my faith. I want the two of you to take the parachutes.” The Rabbi responds, “Are you kidding me?! Fuck the kid.” Puzzled, the Priest replies, “You think we have enough time?”
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a six year old boy are flying in a plane, when the pilot suddenly has a heart attack and dies…
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There’s always time.
This joke couldnt end differently.. Does anyone trust their kids to priests anymore?