A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

They’re bored beyond belief. All of a sudden, an idea comes to the zoophile’s mind. He shouts out, “Let’s have sex with a cat?”

“Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it,” shouts the murderer.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again,” screams the necrophile.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, and then burn it,” shouts the pyromaniac. Silence took over… and the masochist says, “Meow.”

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