A Vietnamese farmer was working in the rice paddy field when he sees his son running to him

‘Father, father look’ , the kid points to a newspaper and says excitedly ‘ The Americans have gone to the moon ‘.

The farmer drops his plough and asks excitedly ;

‘All of them’

‘No just 3’, replies the kid

‘Damn it’

The father shakes his head in disappointment and goes back to the field.