cringeyjokesman
After a few glasses of wine, she whispers in his ear “i want to try anal tonight ..i have a feeling that i will really enjoy it”
The Guy couldn’t hide his happiness and whispers back “ok sweetheart, we will buy some lube on our way back to my place”.
The girl finishes her last sip of the wine, looks him in the eye and says ” dont worry about that darling, i rarely eat fiber rich food”
Time for the muddy gopher!
clearly, i’m missing something…
Maybe she’s unclear on the concept?
If he’s really a nutritionist then I imagine her poor diet would be a total boner killer.
Wife returns from a girls night out; whispers to husband: “We went for a curry tonight… do you know what that means ?”
“I do darling – no lube needed!”