A wife is looking in the mirror at her breasts…and sighing. The husband asks what’s bothering her, and she tells him she wished she had a larger bosom…

He says, “well here’s what you should do. Every day, take some toilet paper, ball it up, and rub it between your breasts.”

Excited…she asks, “and that’ll make them bigger?”

“It might” he replies. “It sure worked for your ass”.