A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said, alarmed by the sound. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”

The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.

He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”

“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.

The husband climbed out of bed and counted. One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right.

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  1. A few minutes later the woman ,(unsatisfied), askd her lover to continue. The man was too scared so the woman said, ‟ He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”. So she did – He did not – They did it. A couple of hours later, she repeats the process – he is still passed out – they repeat the pairing. Then Just before dawn the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair! Whereupon the husband looks at the lover and says ,‟ I do not mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score on my ass??

  2. Reminds me of the lyrics of Seven Drunken Nights!

    “And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, “Will you kindly tell to me”
    “Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?”

    Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk
    You silly old fellow, still you can not see
    That’s a baby boy that me mother sent to me
    Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled a hundred miles or more
    But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before”

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