A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a turkey to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner

She was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her entire family.

So, she asked a stock boy, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

What do you think?

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  1. Remember when you were with the Beatles and you were supposed to be dead, and there were all these clues, like you play some song backwards and it’d say, like “Paul is Dead” and everybody thought you were dead and, um, that was a hoax right?

    Yeah, I wasn’t really dead.

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