A woman walks into a bank to deposit $100,000 in cash

The bank manager decides to handle this himself, as it’s such a large deposit. As he is processing her request, he asks, “Do you mind if I ask what it is you do for a living?”.

She says, “I make bets with people…For example, I bet you $50,000 that your testicles are cube shaped, like dice”.

“Ok, I’ll take that bet”, the bank manager says.

“Alright then, let’s take a look”, the woman replies.

The bank manager pulls his pants down to reveal two very normal looking testicles. “Well, it looks like you’ve won…but you’ll have to wait until tomorrow so I can bring in my lawyer and make the money exchange official”, the woman says.

The following day, the woman returns with her lawyer and a satchel containing $50,000 in cash. She approaches the bank manager, and before handing it over, she says, “Would you please mind showing us your testicles one more time, so my lawyer can bear witness?”.

The bank manager once again pulls his pants down to reveal his testicles. “Before I give you this money, may I please feel them to make sure that they really are not cube shaped in any way?”, she asks.

The bank manager rolls his eyes and says, “Alright, go ahead”.

As the woman lightly grasps his balls, which are indeed oval shaped, the lawyer begins banging his head against the wall. “What’s his problem?”, the manager asks.

“I bet my lawyer $1,000,000 that I could walk in here and grab the bank manager’s balls with absolutely no issue”.

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  1. A man goes into a bank in Manhattan and ask for the loan officer.

    The loan officer comes over immediately.

    ‟How can I help you, sir?” he asks.

    ‟I’m going out of town on business for two weeks and need to borrow $5,000,” the man answers.

    The loan officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan.

    So, the man holds out his hand and opens his palm, saying, ‟These are the keys to my car, which is sitting out front.”

    ‟Here are the documents, as well,” he says as he hands over a tiny stack of papers.

    The loan officer peeks out the window and sees a brand new Ferrari parallel parked directly in front of the bank.

    ‟One moment, please.”

    The loan officer walks into a back office to consult with the president of the bank. Everything checks out.

    So, after sharing a laugh with the president at this man leaving a $750,000 car as security for a $5,000 loan, the loan officer returns and tells the man that they will happily accept the Ferrari.

    An employee of the bank then drives the car into the bank’s underground garage and parks it.

    Two weeks later, the man returns and pays the $5,000 plus interest, which comes to $15.41.

    The loan officer smiles and says, ‟Sir, we’re very happy to have your business. This transaction has worked out very nicely.”

    Then he adds, ‟But to be honest, we’re a little bit puzzled.”

    ‟While you were away, we checked you out and found out that you’re a multi-millionaire. So what puzzled us is why you’d bother to borrow $5,000?”

    The man replies, ‟Where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for just $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

  2. The **old lady** is a sex addict who actually paid **the witness** to act surprised so it dd not look weird that she paid $100,000 to **touch the bankers balls**

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