The only question asked was:
‘Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a failure.
In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant;
in India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant;
in Europe they didn’t know what ‘shortage’ meant;
in China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant;
in the Middle East they didn’t know what ‘solution’ meant;
in South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant;
in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.
Good one!