An Irish man, an English man and a Scottish man go to a church

An Irish man, an English man and a Scottish man are walking down the street. The Irish man lights a cigarette, and just as he lights it the English man says “look there’s a nice church over there, lets go in and see it”. The Irish man annoyed says “fine lets go”, puts out his cigarette and puts it in his pocket to relight it later. So all three of them go in and there’s a service going on so they sit down at the front row. Part way through the service the priest walks down to the front row and starts asking everyone “who are the three most important people in your lives”. The English man say “my wife and kids”. The Scottish man says “my parents and my wife”. When the priest asks the Irish man this question the cigarette ignites his trousers and the Irish man yells out “JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH”

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