An Irish man bursts into a bar and demands a beer. He pounds it and slams it back and demands another. The bartender asks what’s wrong?

The Irish man angrily slams the second beer and says, “You know, you build 100 roads for the community. But do they call you Shamus the road builder? No!”

He orders another beer and slams it back. “You build 1000 walls for the villages. But do they call you Shamus the wall builder? No!”

“But you fuck one sheep….”

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  1. What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

    Mick Jagger says “Hey you get off of my cloud,” the Scottish shepherd says “Hey McCloud get off of my ewe”

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