An old man is celebrating his 90th birthday

And his friends pooled their money together and hired a prostitute to go to his house.

The prostitute knocks on the old man’s door and says, “Happy birthday! I’m here to give you super sex!”

The old man says, “I’ll take the soup.”

What do you think?

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  1. An old man goes to a prostitute and asks “hello dear, how much is it?”
    She says “50 standing up against the wall, or else 250 in bed.”

    The man gives her 250.

    Yeah she says, wise choice, and she starts walking to the bed.
    Nono, he says, I meant 5 times up against the wall!

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